Just the other day I almost died and I will tell you exactly why. I was getting ready for work on a Monday morning. I woke up at 3:30 super tired and barely able to keep my eyes open. I proceeded to do my usual routine in the morning though. I turned on the shower without looking inside of it and then left to grab a towel. When I returned I finally opened up the curtain and the scariest thing ever was hidden in the bathtub. It was a huge black spider about the size of a tennis ball. The thing was crawling around trying to get out of the tub, but with the water running and a slippery tub it couldn't go anywhere. The first thing that came to my mind was grab a towel and run, which is exactly what I did. After a short freak out in the living room and me silently screaming (because people were sleeping in the house still), I returned to the bathroom. I didn't bring a shoe because the spider was huge and I was scared if I missed or didn't hit it hard enough it would attack my hand, plus it was already moving quick in the tub. So, I created a plan. I took the shower head and sprayed that sucker down the drain, but I didn't think that it would fit. It just got stuck and the whole spider wouldn't go down because it was so big. In a response action I took a shampoo bottle and smacked the drain shut. The only thing left of the big black jerk was about 4 of his legs, which floated to the top of the bathtub. I then thought that if I opened the drain and tried to shower it could crawl back up and get revenge on me, so I skipped the shower that morning. I won though.
